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My dad loved dirty jokes. Tonight, at the age of 73, my father passed away. In his honor, please post your best dirty joke. A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Three middle-aged men are golfing one day. All are proud parents, and so they begin to brag about their children.
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See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. Joke 17 An year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
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Being a grumpy old man is no joke

Maybe he was the guy down the street who chased you off his lawn when you were a kid. Hollywood turned grumpy old men into comic icons in two movies starring Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. For most seniors, it can be successfully treated using a wide range of therapies.
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The protagonist in the obscene versions is typically portrayed as well-endowed and hypersexualized. The opening line is so well known that it has been used as a stand-alone joke, implying upcoming obscenities. The earliest published version appeared in in the Princeton Tiger written by Prof. Dayton Voorhees: [1] [2] [3].
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